I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize