I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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