no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
