How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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