Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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