found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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