2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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