i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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