so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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