That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i need some magic done to my vagina
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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