So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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