I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
