i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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