And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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