do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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