They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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