evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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