I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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