Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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