um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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