I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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