I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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