make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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