he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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