I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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