8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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