Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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