Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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