My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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