I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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