I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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