i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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