what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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