Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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