would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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