you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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