is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
the day after is always just damage control
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
pray to the hookup gods
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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