I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I pour the whiskey from now on
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
