He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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