i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
