Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Randomize
