i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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