They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Say something about gay babies.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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