All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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