dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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