so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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