ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
