her vagine was all disorganized.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
