ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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