If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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