i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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