i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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