listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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