You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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